That’s a beautiful speech, but nobody’s listening.
— Alfred Jarry, Ubu Roi
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Why can’t a tree be called Pluplusch?
— Hugo Ball
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Every page should explode, either because of its staggering absurdity, the enthusiasm of its principles, or its typography.
— Tristan Tzara, Manifesti del dadaismo
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Eternity is the best policy.
— Kurt Schwitters
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Manifesto. Read my Manifesto. I’ve written a Manifesto. It’s all in the Manfesto!
— Theodore Kaczynski
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Fuck Art, let’s Dance!
— Lawrence Ferlinghetti
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I fuck poverty and misfortune!
— Translation of Russian prison tattoo
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Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience.
— Mary Wollstonecraft, A Vindication of the Rights of Woman.
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As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking.
— Virginia Woolf, Orlando

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